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McDonald
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:47 pm  Post subject:  Great things my father taught me [RIP Dad] Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

The measurement of my finger from the tip to the first joint is 1 inch...depth for planting peas.
The measurement to the second joint is 2 inches...depth for corn.
Return borrowed things in better shape than when you borrowed them.
There are two types of trouble...one is the trouble you knowingly walk into, the other is trouble that just happens...it's important to know the difference.
Walk softly but carry a big stick.
if you have to use said stick, make sure who you use it on, doesn't get up.
Grits is good.
Foul language is a sign of a limited vocabulary
Orion, the Big and Little Dippers.
Everyone is a friend until proven otherwise.
Licorice ferns, huckleberries, nettles, sword ferns.
Tabasco won't kill you even if you eat it by the spoonfull.
Don't watch the clock when you're at work.
Fish can see you if you look over the side of the boat.
Fish can hear you if you talk to loud.
Respect the elders.
Never go to bed angry.
That which does not kill you will hurt like the dickens, but it will make you stronger.
Family is the most important thing on earth.
How to play the guitar, spoons, mouth harp, and water filled bottles.
The true meaning of "Self Made Man"
If you don't know something, go to the library and learn it.
The phrases "I don't know", "I forgot", or "I tried (and failed)" are excuses.
There is a difference between an excuse and a reason, know the difference.
Take care of your apperance...even if it is just a t-shirt and jeans.
The world can change everything about you, except your point of view...unless you allow it to.

David L. McDonald
born 1936-passed 2008
precious father
beloved husband
A right good fellow.

 

 

  
myron mcgooda
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:57 pm  Post subject:  the dad Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

did he molest you?

 

 

  
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:11 pm  Post subject:  (No subject) Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

What a despicable thing to say, you imbecile. I don't agree with all of the maxims he gave above, but I do respect him, and his grieving relatives. In particular, I don't agree with the eighth. My vocabulary is entirely adequate but nevertheless you are a frigging dickwad.

 

 

  
StanJenkins
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:10 pm  Post subject:  respect teh elders? Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

screw the elders. they are irrelevant and retarded.

 

 

  
Death
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:29 pm  Post subject:  (No subject) Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

Sorry for your loss and the insensitivity of wannabes. My dad died in a plane crash last month- doing what he loved to do.

 

 

  
Anon
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:41 am  Post subject:  Death Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

Death, Your dad loved crashing planes?

 

 

  
Anomonous
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:57 pm  Post subject:  (No subject) Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

Was he a terrorist?

 

 

  
DestroyClub
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:23 pm  Post subject:  Re: Death Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

Anon wrote:
Death, Your dad loved crashing planes?


No he loved screaming, and crap his pants.

 

 

  
raub
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:11 pm  Post subject:  (No subject) Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

i thought this was all goo goey when i first STUMBLED it but then i read the responses, I know im sadistic, and if I am going to heck, it won t be for laughing at this, lol

"your dad loved crashing planes?"

Still laughing


oh yeah, but sorry for your loss Wink

 

 

  
alenachka
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:56 pm  Post subject:  Where films Avatar? Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

Hello everyone! Who knows where to upload the film Avatar?
I even bought the film Avatar for a SMS to http://rsskino.ru/kinofilm/avatar.html , the link was, but download fails, the system will boot quite strange cocoa something.
Men, advise where to normal as quickly download film avatar?

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makssemenovs
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:57 pm  Post subject:  I will sell the program-boat for the Scandinavian auction in Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:23 am  Post subject:  (No subject) Reply with quoteBottom of PageBack to top

My father always inspire me to be a strong person. I guess because I'm a girl, it made me try harder on stuff than he did with my brothers. I guess he thought that they could perform all by yourself. He wanted me to be more successful and guess what-it worked.

 

 
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